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Last updated: 03/29/2025]
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1. Content is Free, But Use It Wisely You can read, share, and discuss all you want. Just don’t copy-paste it into your manifesto without credit.
2. Be Civil We support free speech, but not free insults. Trolls will be booted faster than tea off a Boston ship.
3. No Liability for Your Rants Opinions shared in comments or guest posts are those of the author. Patriot Bill isn’t liable if Uncle Ted goes viral for something he said in your reply thread.
4. Content May Contain Opinions If you’re looking for sterile neutrality, this might not be your cup of liberty tea. Our dispatches include commentary, satire, and occasional rhetorical fireworks.
5. User Content Responsibility If you post content here, you affirm it’s yours, legal, and not a coded message from King George. We reserve the right to remove anything offensive, unlawful, or unpatriotic (like pineapple on pizza—just kidding… mostly).
6. Termination Clause We reserve the right to ban anyone who breaks these rules or acts like a tyrant. Life, liberty, and civility, please.
7. Governing Law These terms are governed by the laws of the United States of America, because even liberty needs a rulebook.
8. Updates We reserve the right to change these terms. We’ll try to be transparent about it, but let’s be honest—if you made it this far, you’re already ahead of 95% of the internet.